This week, the SCHC Secret Umpire has written a piece called "Traffic Lights" and is his or hers view on the differences between attitudes towards umpires between Men's and Ladies Clubs. it's another lighthearted piece with a serious side and a funny story.

Last week he or she wrote a piece called "How fragile is the human condition..." and is an insight into the psyche of an umpire. Are they mad or are they just human?

All 4 Secret Umpire pieces can be read at the link at the top of the page by clicking on 'More!' and then 'The SCHC Secret Umpire'.

Or if you're lazy, just click here to go direct to the articles.